"Don't forget to try the hummus platter. Amazing!!!"
"Since you're here, why not get off your ass and get back downtown where things are actually happening!"
"Crab and artichoke pizza.... holly crap that was good."
"Ask about the wine tasting held on Fridays and Saturdays. Super cheap and always great wine!"
"Don't forget to stop in for birthdays to spin the wheel and earn yourself a free bar tab!"