"What you doin in my neck of the woods?"
"They've moved around the machines. There's finally room for stretching!"
"Check for my girl Latoya. I went to HS with her. Tell her Kevin sent you. ;)"
"I liked the "Red Thunder" fried rice."
"This would be redundant cuz I'm black. But there were too many black ppl there. And they know they're ghetto and the only reason they ate at a place like that is so they can feel they've "arrived"."