"Why stand on the bridge to see the bats, when you have this view!"
"Food was solid and service was great, although the “Desi Hot” Vindaloo was super mild...if you like spice, ask to get it extra cranked :)"
"Just grab anything...it's all good :)"
"Watch out for crusty "seamen"..."
"Get your chillin' and piña coladas on!"
"Watch out for the wet patches!"