"For those of us who revile the mere thought of sugar free jam and rice cakes, here's a tasty treat to defy that healthnut mumbo jumbo: Graham cracker + Marsmallow Fluff + Nutella. Enjoy."
"Grilled PB & J: butter, PB, Sugar free jam, wheat bread, half a glass of cold milk. Butter, toast, add PB & J, cut in cubes when PB gets all melty. Dip in milk, enjoy."
"Some days, it's nice to get here stupid early. It's quiet and relaxing to chill out while you get some work done ahead of reg office hours."
"Stop by the visit us on the 4th floor. Don't worry you won't be transported to another dimension or tear a rift in the Vortex or anything."
"Before 9am, you can let your dog off the leash."
"Whatever you think of the food, and I think the burgers are AMAZEBALLS, this location has really fantastic customer service. Polite, friendly, and faster than others I've been to."