"The customers here are waaay too serious about their double whipped non-fat half shot half decaf sugar free macchiatos. Dudes, it's just coffee. However, the baristas are all really friendly!"
"Great neighborhood bar. Awesome Monday-Tuesday special, sweet jamz, and some sick art."
"Steak tacos are simply perfect. Well prepared, delicious and filling- ditch the sour cream and cheese and stick with cilantro, onion and lime. You won't be disappointed."
"Don't fuck with security. They're super serious about safety."