"They don't serve coffee."
"Don't stay here. I ended up here on a Priceline reservation. I regret doing that. This is a dirty and run-down motel. And they charged me $5/day extra as an "upgrade" fee for a nonsmoking room."
"Eat something. It's New York."
"Put your shirt on before you take your profile pic."
"Get a free cup of coffee, make funny faces at the people on stage, listen carefully. You might hear something important."