"If you like good music get here before 12:00. They start playing whack ass techno after that!"
"Order your bagel, then pay while you are waiting for them to make the sandwich. Speeds things up!"
"Three words, Salted. Carmel. Budino."
"They have the Pappy Van Winkle 15yr for only $12. Try it on Wednesday for 1/2 price."
"Get the Oak Pork B.L.T!"