Iggý Iggulden

"£14 for 50 clays"

"Popular haunt for Feeemasons after dinner. They're the ones with dark suits, white shirts and bags!"

"Awesome little boat and only $2 to get in."

"The owner speaks good English and can talk your ear off about Che, Cuba or whatever else you want to talk about!"

"One big boat!"

"Bife de chorizo was probably the best I've had in the Argentine but also one of the most expensive."