"Janet Suddreth = world's best closer"
"This place is an absolute joke. Don't waste your time. I wasn't greeted for over 10 mins. Then I never even got a waiter for addtl 10 mins."
"Don't remove your wedding ring at security. Your wife may kill you when you lose it."
"Don't say "he says" or "allthesudden""
"No place better than CB Residential for new to the biz. Call me, I'm the Mayor here. 469-831-8021"