"Don’t come here on Saturday - shit shuck job on oysters. I expect this for a $1 oyster happy hour but NOT for full price. Shell graveyard below."
"Do not get the hot tamale cocktail. Was hoping for a spicy martini-tasting thing, not a martini that just tastes off and isn't spicy."
"Terrible service. Took our drink order then disappeared for 10 min, had to get them ourselves at the bar. Gave us our check immediately after food arrived - guess they didn't want us to order more."
"The reviews don't lie - the crab benedict is pretty great. So is the pulled pork w/poached egg."
"I love the food here so much but the service is always inexplicably bad..."
"Here's a tip Lola's: maybe don't wait more than ten minutes to get us menus. Esp if there are only two other tables of ppl."