"Ok, they gave me free stuff for having to wait so long, so kudos for an attempt at good customer service, but that's not a substitute for good hiring and management practice."
"Why are there 3 people standing around doing nothing when I've been waiting 10 minutes for my food?"
"Fastest drive-through in town."
"S l o w e s t. D r I v e T h r o u g h. E v e r !!!!!!"
"The people who work here are stupid."