"Dont be a loan shark here the Feds with eat your ass for lunch and then save the rest for dinner"
"The lemon tea they bring you on the house after you eat crab is delicious. Yum! I drank 2!"
"Attack rich mercilessly"
"Attack jack mercilessly"
"Play ping pong at your booth. (trip to wal greens 1/2 block away required)"
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."