"The shuttle vans by the Bart bus stop will often take you to San Francisco for $10, BUT they are not allowed to solicit riders. Ask them for a deal and you'll get it."
"They use an awesome old-school stair car instead of a jetway. Watch out for hop ons. You will get some hop ons."
"Try the $1 massage chair while you wait. Totally worth it"
"WARNING: apple does not allow you to recover data from broken Time Capsules. Opening the case voids the warranty. Apple is slowly chipping away at high-end user loyalty."
"Get ready for the new sno-cone stand opening in the parking lot."