"I can't be the only one who's genuinely concerned when the floor starts to move up and down like a trampoline."
"If you're getting a lobster roll anywhere besides Luke's, you're getting a second rate lobster roll."
"Any time you think the world revolves around you, go watch the show and have Whoopi Goldberg explain to you that it doesn't."
"Hammerstein is tired. Needs a renovation more than it needs to be full of people."
"The best part of this bar is the sign outside. You saw it? You're good."
"Get a pitcher of Blueberry Vodka. Then get another. You're having a great time now."