"Gate 5 is far superior but if your plane is leaving from Gate 4, just use Gate 4."
"In the heat of the Roman summer, you might want to ask for a fan for your room. The air conditioning is, how should I say it, subtle."
"Impress your date by taking them here for a drink. The design of the space is amazing."
"What's the magic pizza here? Shroomtown + pepperoni."
"This place is always crowded. Really really crowded."