"Very kind service. The receptionist might be the hawwtest gurl in St. Pauli."
"A lone guy passing the park at midnight 17-18.7 got beaten and kicked unconscious by a mob of EIGHT (8) black men aprox 20yrs old. Tip the police if you have a clue of it!"
"Sokkeloinen, hankala lastenvaunuilla ja kauppäkärryillä, ilman lipun koodia et pääse takaisin autolle. Univelkaisen lapsiperheen painajaisparkkihalli."
"King Kong tried out, not worth the hype. Okayish, but not delicious. IMHO for best burgers in Helsinki: Teurastamon Portti (Roslund's Bistro) at Tukkutori. Just another level."
"This awesome water closet features unmatched range of accessories, like loose power cord, heater battery, toilet brush and college-high twin towel roll system."