"Coffee. Rubbed. Brisket. Do it."
"Order a PBR and a mini Guinness."
"The front desk ladies are the best. The haircuts ain't bad either."
"I'm 100% indoctrinated into a ritual of hair/beard trims here. Eileen is my go-to but Scottish Chris is also great. The eucalyptus face towel is just the cherry on your sundae of awesomeness."
"Smells like Home Depot and makes me want to build stuff."
"Great dive bar. Fair prices, friendly bar tenders, comfortable couches. What more could you ask for?"