"Dog lovers: there is a woman in the town homes who feels it's her own mission to make dogs unwelcome. Her harassment should not be tolerated!"
"They have Heinz mustard & Mayo, but Hunts ketchup"
"Shoe Dept: absolutely best experience with Patrick & Cathy"
"Make sure to say hello to Crescent when you come in our lobby"
"If you show Crescent that you've checked in, she might give you a prize"
"Crescent can tell you the codes to the 7th floor bathrooms"