"Smells heavily of coffee and MacBook Pros."
"Try the Tarte Pascal. Amazingly good."
"WiFi password is buffalopizza"
"Good place to come in for a quick and inexpensive Chinese meal. Lunch specials change often, giving more variety."
"Great place to get an iced tea. Cantonese joints always make them right."
"Come here for a well-balanced, reasonably priced lunch. Great value in increasingly expensive city!"