"TERRIBLE SERVICE. Go here only if you want to be ignored and not eat. We sat for 25 minutes watching waiters pretend not to see us before we finally walked out. Go down the street to Pegasus instead."
"Irish nachos are NOT a joke. And not something you should not be ordering."
"This place is incredible. The selection is focused but curated, and the staff knows their vino. If you describe your preferences, you'll get introduced to a new favorite."
"This place is confusing as FUCK."
"I know it's a pizza joint, but these are the best fries pickles I've ever had."
"Hard to say what's more enjoyable: smart, friendly staff or the wine you'll bring home?"