Jennifer Armentrout

"Make sure you leash your raccoon; there's a raccoon door!"

"The deli doesn't open until 10 so if you're looking for an early morning tuna sandwich, sleep in."

"Try the reverse jamf. It'll knock your socks off."

"If you're lucky an old sailor will teach you card tricks!"

"Watch out for Ace, the half-raccoon half-cat terror-beast. She'll tear off your eyelid as soon as look at you."

"This is how you get ahead during a recession!"