Justin Freiberg

"So, you know how ducks seem kinda dumb? That must really suck for them."

"The staff is terrible! It's like it's everyone's 1st day. Is serving me beer that difficult?"

"Best BBQ in Wisconsin. I recommend the Brown-Brown mixed with Maddawg homemade sauces."

"Nothing lasts forever, and like both ancient Rome and the long gone movie theater, parking lot restaurants don't last either. Enjoy them while they're here."

"Awesome rooms! Too bad the guests are mostly drunken, loud, obnoxious, obscenity filled rednecks who don't stop partying until they pass out around 2am. Uncool and a shame, this hotel is very nice."

"Leather chairs and an Internet cafe!"