Important Tips

Jim Moran: The first amendment will protect you if you yell "fire" in this bar.

Jim Moran: On a hot day like this, it seems like I almost always end up riding the lift.

Jim Moran: Cabs here are so damn expensive. You want to share?

Jim Moran: OMG, I am sitting at a table next to Constance Allegheny! Constance is my accountant.

Jim Moran: I like all clubs, so technically I like Forum.

Jim Moran: I predict this morally bankrupt club will soon be actually bankrupt.

Jim Moran: Be someone who can afford to eat here

Jim Moran: On your first day here, take out the biggest guy. It'll land you a month in the hole, but The Sisters will stay off your back.

Zach Smith: If you want a cold sandwich on wheat bread, it's cheaper to go to 6th grade.

Jim Moran: Don't order a large drink and try to tell them your name is "Small" it won't be as funny as you think

Jim Moran: Head to the First Class Lounge, you've been upgraded by Christian Grey.