"Get the Chester's chicken."
"Great breakfasts! A large serving first thing in the AM!"
"This place has the best balls! ---- CHICKEN!! I meant chicken balls..."
"The price if pints are very reasonable and the atmosphere can't be beat."
"Homecoming Wednesdays specials include $3.99 Back Bacon, Cheese & Egg Nip or 1/4 lb Winni Dog. Also $4.99 1/4 lb Mr. Big Nip..."