Jason Breslin

"Once you get your RealD 3D glasses, open the blue wrapping right at the garbage can instead of when you get to your seat."

"Please stand clear of the doors. ¡Por favor, mantenganse alejado de las puertas!"

"Don't come on Saturdays. There's only one person working there that day."

"You think parking's a nightmare? Try waiting in line for a considerable amount of time."

"There is no ticket machine at this station. Be prepared to pay on the train."

"Be sure to do Kilimanjaro 1st thing in the morning to see the lions."