"Watch out for flying darts"
"The bar smells like barf!"
"LOVE that they made a drive-thru!"
"Watch out for Nick Clark when you're drunk and vulnerable -he might challenge you to drink an entire bottle of Fireball and you might fearlessly accept."
"Don't worry about throwing up in the tub, Cooper will gladly clean it up"
"This place is just a hillbilly sausage fest"