Joseph Jaffe

"Ask to be put on the side of the hotel *not on top of the highway* (unless you like the constant sound of trucks driving by)"

"The Bullfrog Cottages are the Beachmere Inn's spillover rooms. They are a disgrace and Beachmere should be ashamed for tarnishing their image with this old, decrepit miserable excuse for a room."

"Fitness center is open 24 hours a day"

"Don't forget the secret stash of beer (not the driver of course...please drink responsibly)"

"Fill up during breaks with fresh fruit, esp. bananas"

"Service is siooooooo slow here"