"Be sure to order the brisket!! Try sell out fast for a reason!"
"The beef salad is SPICY! Beware!"
"The Smokehouse Beef & Cheddar Brisket should be illegal. My fat cells are addicted to its goodness!"
"The salsa verde that's complimentary is incredible! Also eat the beans. Verrrry good!"
"Number 3. Nothing else!"
"It's all about the Padre pizza. Everything else is uncivilized."