Michael O'Neal

"Get a quick workout while your dog gets one! Every time you throw a ball to your dog, do 10 pushups or a 20 second plank. Try to do 8 to 10 sets!"

"If you get a Breggo, you must use the Breggo hot sauce. It's wicked hot, but addictingly tasty!"

"Practice with a metronome. Sometimes."

"Try to get out of here for less than $100. I dare you."

"There are TWO restaurant lines. The super long one (west side) that everyone stands in, and the super short (east side) one that no one seems to notice."

"Pinche taco truck is not to be missed. Every morsel is to die for. Cap it off with a Mexicoke."