Lindsay

"Don't let them serve you in styrofoam, bitches."

"So high up here"

"How was it here? Awesome. It was awesome in No Name."

"The manager here is beyond lazy and rude. But she's really great at referring you to other people to talk to or call... Never been treated more poorly in my life.... Valued customer my @$$."

"Some of the animals bite, so ensure your vaccinations are up to date. Also, the service is FANTASTIC. Promise to never club a seal though, it will definitely upset the management."

"The food is worth the crappy service. #justsayin"