"The flat whites here are simply the best."
"Try everything. Keep coming back until you've tried it all!"
"Go up the road to the Bay Horse, the portions are twice the size and cost half as much. The food's better at the BH too!"
"Either bring or expect steak. Lots of steak."
"Try asking for the Paw Paw rice, but spicy"
"Special rice with spicy sauce is the don"