Johnny Asianguts

"Raaaar, bitches."

"Some machines will eat your quarters, so be careful."

"Make sure you have enough cash before making that order. No plastic."

"James will always keep it real with you and yer money."

"Several $1.75 washers are out of order due to being caked in powder detergent. Looks old, too. Owners must be dragging their feet replacing the units."

"If you gonna eat here, park inbetween the Mancini's Sleepworld and Aarons Brothers, then walk it up the sidewalk."