"Perfect Manhattan. Perfect as in delicious, not as in half and half vermouth."
"You honestly could have a ball without ever leaving the hotel! Try barbecued shrimp at Desire, a Belle Époque cocktail at Bar Revolution, and everything at R' Evolution!"
"Wifi password is bcn08002. Enjoy!"
"Such a cool old bar with expertly-made martinis!"
"Check out Hammerstein Highland House for a surprisingly affordable luxury villa vacation."