"Are you ready to dance?"
"Best happy hour deals ever. Plus, Connor the waiter was a favorite of our 11 person bachelorette party. Good work, son!"
"This place may have the best coffee shop music of all time."
"This place can lick my ahole: hire more waitstaff or get your staff to actually wait and cater to the leagues of empty tables behind the heavy curtain of pretentious hipster beards."
"Why are the bathrooms always overflowing?"
"The outside patio is great but the bathrooms are petri dishes for virulent strains of STIs."