"The picture of scorpion in the bathroom does not inspire a visit!"
"Yay I'm the mayor! Best tacos EVER!!!"
"The women here are strange but helpful! The only place in town I can get bras to fit!"
"In December if you donate you get a voucher for 2 tickets to Penn & Teller!"
"Since you're so close to the zombie killing zone please do your friends a favor and kill a zombie or two!"