Shea Barnett

"put it up my poop shoot when you stop by!"

""i'ma need to see your driverslicense and registration ma'am - because you was drivin' too sexy." don't drive too sexy."

"Cat is also useable as a fashionable, socially acceptable party accessory."

"our back porch is the best for storms. among other things. haha"

"giving actors powertools is kind of dangerous. especially in the morning during summer.."

"get some mixers, but don't wear spandex."