"Without exception, they messed up every single thing on our order then demonstrated their inability to add and subtract on our bill, tried to keep our change. What a colossal waste of time and money!"
"The street style quesadillas are a culinary form of poetry."
"Seriously, this may be the best subway in NYC...for what it's worth. The ppl there are always so friendly and don't ruin your sandwich while making it."
"Bring a megaphone so your audience can hear you over the buzz of progress"