"Watching the 11:30 tour bus groups unload is like watching the clown car at a circus. Take a later tour to avoid the stupidity."
"Ick. Lots of mediocre food but nothing really good - even the crab's legs always seem like they've seen better days..."
"The women's shoe department is a freaking horror show!"
"Hit food counter first, buy $0.64 drink. Go shopping, eat all the samples. Refill drink on the way out, and you've scored a cheap lunch while getting your shopping done."
"Bring a nice bottle of wine and enjoy your meal! (Check the menu online before you go to see what would be a good bottle -- the menu changes often but never disappoints)"