"Food was average, drinks were ok, bar and restaurant service was below standard. I'm also pretty certain the barman went to the toilet and didn't wash his hands!"
"Food was good, service was ok. Won't rush back but wouldn't be upset if we did."
"Food was average, portions are very big. Totally overpriced for what it is! £25 for a quick lunch for two! Never again."
"Backwards is scarier but forwards is still great fun!"
"No free wifi for paying guests in room, poor effort!"