The420Cab

"An eclectic mix of food: Pizza, oysters and ham. This is how I imagine millionaires eat when they have been putting off going to the grocery store."

"This place reminds me of a giant bug zapper for ignorant tourists."

"Sorry about room 156. I blame El Nopal."

"The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved!"

"UK fans say they are boycotting this bar. Sounds like my kind of place?"

"Getting a big red with your order is scientifically proven to quell the adverse effects White Castle can have on your stomach. I just made that up."