G-Man!

"Don't expect to find your way here with Sat Nav - you won't! Drove round in circles for half an hour and then found it by accident!"

"Watch out on a Sunday as there's ALWAYS engineering work and it's down to one train an hour!"

"Try the Lobster Festival deal - 1kg lobster, fries and a beer or margerita for £15! Bargain!"

"Love 2 Hoop - 15:15 - 17:15 2nd Saturday of the month! A great way too keep fit and much better for your six pack than doing sit ups!"