"Bloody Mary is not for the faint of heart, made with lots of veggies and very pulpy. Excellent if you like a hearty drink."
"Free pool on sunday and Monday, excellent pulled pork sliders."
"They just installed some benches instead of the metal chairs."
"Get a takeout pizza for 4.50"
"Try out some subway cookies, they're surprisingly tasty!"
"Checkout your elliptical machine before using it"