Corey Pettit

"Order the garlic cheese fries! Delicious, but you'll need a handful of breath mints afterward!"

"Need to get to the airport? The shuttle picks up in front of the building on the :02 and :32 of the hour."

"Airport shuttle stops running between 0100 and 0400. Last pick up at the airport is 0048."

"Before your next flight, grab a cup of green chili chicken stew and a green chili roll from Black Mesa Coffee, next to A9!"

"Go to the bar and order the Lumpia. Homemade Filipino egg rolls are the best!"

"The automated postage machine only works about half the time. If it's a weekend, you can almost count on it to be out of service."