Mark Forscher

"It's the little things.. like an alarm clock on the bedside table that isn't on because it's not plugged in because there is no outlet, or the elevators not working, or the hairs in the bathtub."

"Ask Jonnie about Cafe Jonnie"

"The lounge on the second floor has free desserts at 7:30pm and an open bar with the honor system. 😳"

"There's a separate vegetarian menu – this should tell you everything you need to know."

"$30 for 60 minute authentic Chinese foot massage"

"Very very good brunch. If this place was in Brooklyn there'd be lines around the block."