"The music in this place sucks!"
"Worst chipotle in Dallas. Those spoiled SMU dicks know how to fuck up a place. BTW, if your brown customers WILL assume you work here. Happened to me twice."
"Between the blaring James Taylor and the long line at the pharmacy because some lady is trying to pay in pennies, I just may kill myself!"
"Rude staff and sloppy presentation."
"This place is overwhelmingly cool."
"Be warned! Eat here and deny gay people civil rights. Do your research."