"Here's one to my fellow travellers: bring hot water with you because you ain't going to get it here, it seems. Wifi is available though, and the password is "summer2014"."
"Try the Korean mud sauna - it's worth it! And this comes from a Finnish traveler :)"
"Starbucks has a free wifi."
"Learn to speak Chinese and Russian, the dominant languages of the resort."
"Don't take long showers or you'll soon run out of hot water temporarily."