"The internet connection here is as fast as dialup."
"Bring a towel to wipe down the equipment of your sweat."
"Don't forget to track your weights."
"If you will be sitting inside for more than 30 minutes, bring a jacket."
"You can park in the parking lot next to the building. There is more parking past the black gate. You can ignore the parking signs."
"They serve menudo and pozole on the weekends."