"If you haven't been to either location yet, ya dun goofed! You cannot beat the value + quality here."
"Have you ever won the Powerball? Apparently, you're the only people lucky enough to acquire feminine products in this Airport. Otherwise, you have to be a Lvl 6 Summoner...Or go to the newsstand @B26"
"I would gladly chew off my own foot to avoid getting sent to this airport for any reason. I get better customer service from my boa constrictor's ass!"
"Unbeatable happy hour deals, every hour. You will not find quality at their prices elsewhere. Big fan of their other location, so I'm excited there's a closer one now!"
"My boyfriend told me this was a great place for Caucasian-American soul food, and he was right!"
"My boyfriend told me this was a great place for Caucasian-American soul food, and he was right! Also A+ presentation!"