Evan Kinney

"To override the A/C control limits: hold down both the blue and red buttons for 10 seconds until the screen changes, then hit the translucent button on the top until you see “LO.”"

"Everything I've had here is good, but you should really try the goat curry. The leftovers (if you have any) are actually even better then next day after the injera soaks up all the deliciousness."

"The bulgogi taco is quite possibly the best taco I have ever had. Two words: caramelized kimchi."

"Bibimbap Fridays are the best Fridays."

"Try the alcohol."

"The TSA agents here gave me the gentlest and most wholesome fondling I have ever experienced. I didn't mind it at all."