"The coldest and best priced beer in town!"
"Visit, but don't stay here. Go to a bed & breakfast. :-)"
"Oh yea, and they have a free soft drink during the summer with your meal."
"Get a bowl of pho... a #1 or a #18 baby!"
"The Friday night fish-fry with the beer samplers is great. They have over 200 beers to choose from. Oh,and all the servers wear catholic school uniforms."